OR Adam's Guide to life
1: Your balls are so small they make peas look like planets.
2: It’s not your fault your mum’s a bitch.
3: It’s not your fault your mum ejaculates more often than your dad.
4: You are such a loser that you would come last in a loser’s competition.
5: You attract members of the opposite sex at the same rate as Barbara Streisand.
6: You make your grandmother look sexy.
7: Your girlfriend has a bigger penis than you.
8: At least I didn’t get turned down by a hooker.
9: You think a clitoris is a type of Indian food.
10: if it weren’t for pissing your dick would have cobwebs.
11: When you are older you will have broken 3 records,
i) The worlds oldest virgin
ii) You will have the worlds smallest dick
iii) The most sex changes.
12: you are so poor you have your own currency.
13: you are so stupid you climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side.
14: You are so stupid you asked for a child’s ticket to go see an 18+ film.
15: You look like a gargoyle but with less sex appeal.